
Spring 2013- The Best Food Carts in Burlington

Spring 2013- How to find the best bra size

Spring 2013- the best burritos in Burlington

Spring 2013- On the proper defecation methods

Spring 2013- How to spend an economic day in Burlington

Spring 2013- A tale of the lobsters from the liquor store.

Spring 2013- Webseries Favorites

Spring 2013-How to disguise holiday weight gain

Music Blasting-Watertower:Fall Semester 2011

Meet the Democrats-Fall 2012. A commentary on the democratic party during the 2012 Election.

Church Street- Watertower: Fall 2011

Do the Math: Fall 2012. A lecture on how big oil isn't adding up long term goals.

Nutella-Watertower: Fall 2011

Grundle Guard-Watertower: Fall 2011

Money Grubber-Watertower: Fall 2011

Season's Greetings- Watertower: Fall 2011

Death of a Legend: Fall 2012. Renowned comic book illustrator and artist, Joe Kubert, passes away.

Slampiece: Watertower: Fall 2011

The Dalai Lama in Middlebury: Fall 2012. The Dalai Lama gets bundled up for his visit up north.

Love Hate Relationship with your Car: Fall 2012. How having a car in Burlington can be a plus and a pain

People Watching: Fall 2012. Favorite places to observe the local inhabitants around campus.

The Only Child: Fall 2012. The perks and stereotypes attached to being the only child.

Culinary Cat: Watertower: Fall 2011

Halloween-Watertower: Fall 2011

Evolution of College: Fall 2012. How college has changed since your parents were there.

Study Music: Fall 2012. The best and worst kind of music to listen to when trying to be productive.

JK Rowling's New Book: Fall 2012. The Casual Vacancy-what would Harry think?

The Ten Commandments of Fashion: Fall 2012. The ultimate guide for daily fashion.

Earthware: Fall 2012. How to help the environment in your dining hall.
The Watertower is a student newspaper at the University of Vermont that uses all hand drawn illustrations, ranging from commentary on student life, politics, music, fashion, and living in Burlington, all in the funniest way possible. All issues of the paper can be found online with their original articles.